“A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus!"
Think Westminster, but derpier and with a circus theme. At our dog show, talent is subjective and the judges take bribes.
Register your dog for stiff competition in our prestigious categories:
1. Premier Barker/Howler - Can your pup carry a tune?
2. Freshest Trick - Back flips, handsprings, martial arts... what ya got?
3. Craziest Wiggle-Butt - Does your dog almost hurt themselves when they're excited?
4. Special-est, Special Needs - Got three legs and/or one eye?
5. Handler/Dog Lookalike - Extra points for keeping it Circus-themed.
6. Prettiest Bitch (or Dog) - Do heads turn when your pooch walks by?
7. Dreadful Listener - Does your dog suck at (your) commands?
8. Derpiest - If you have to ask... silliest, goofiest, etc.
*9. #1 Listener - Can your dog follow your commands?
10. BEST IN SHOW!!! - We gather all the 1st place good boys and girls from the above categories and the crowd decides which dog is the BEST IN SHOW!
*We'll have a small course for your dog to "run" (while leashed) with you providing commands. Each dog will have 30 seconds to complete the course.
Your dog can compete in as many categories as you want. The price is $10 per category.
To be fair, we love ALL animals, domestic and wild, but let’s be honest, bully breeds have gotten a bad rap.
"You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete."
~Buckminster Fuller~
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